Joseph stalin Quote by Richard Kadrey

““Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the Joseph Stalin of laundry.””

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“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.”

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