First date Quote by Richard Kadrey

“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d…

— Richard Kadrey

“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.”

— Richard Kadrey

“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)”

— Richard Kadrey

If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some…

— Richard Kadrey

“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the…

— Richard Kadrey

The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure…

— Richard Kadrey

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next…

— Richard Kadrey

“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the…

— Richard Kadrey

“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,”

— Richard Kadrey

“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]”

— Richard Kadrey

“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.”

— Richard Kadrey

“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils…

— Richard Kadrey