“Death, like birth, is a secret of nature.” Only with birth you get a blanket and a bottle. You get a blanket… — Richard Kadrey Death Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite,… — Richard Kadrey Ice cream Copy Share Image
“he grabs his pistol when I thought this was a knife fight, and, well, it’s a very upsetting moment. I” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“THERE’S ONLY ONE problem with L.A. It exists. L.A. is what happens when a bunch of Lovecraftian elder gods and porn starlets… — Richard Kadrey L-a Copy Share Image
All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out. — Richard Kadrey Brain Copy Share Image
“I'll give you another example. The snake in the Garden of Eden?" "Yeah?" "It was just a snake. Humanity's first real decision… — Richard Kadrey Garden of eden Copy Share Image
“You sent one of your own people to get his ass kicked? That's not the way to build brand loyalty.” — Richard Kadrey Brand loyalty Copy Share Image
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about.… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach… — Richard Kadrey Beach Copy Share Image
“Seriously, I don’t like people messing with old ladies. Mi madre had cancer and gave all her Social Security money to a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you, having cancer sucks, but being broke and having cancer is the shittiest fate that can land on a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.” — Richard Kadrey Arena Copy Share Image
“Dignity is nice but it’s money makes the lights and shower work.” — Richard Kadrey Money Copy Share Image
“God's nature has always been multifold, and never more than now. He dances with a dove in one hand and an ax… — Richard Kadrey Nature Copy Share Image
...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and… — Richard Kadrey Barbie Copy Share Image
As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly… — Richard Kadrey Consumers Copy Share Image
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie… — Richard Kadrey Cavalry Copy Share Image
“So, what happens next to a couple of outlaws like us, hopped up on caffeine and sugar, and on the lam?" "I… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child. — Richard Kadrey Children Copy Share Image
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The… — Richard Kadrey Answers Copy Share Image
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.” — Richard Kadrey Little sister Copy Share Image
“Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]” — Richard Kadrey Strawberry shortcake Copy Share Image
I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear… — Richard Kadrey Animal Copy Share Image
