Strawberry shortcake Quote by Richard Kadrey Download Open image ““Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]”” — Richard Kadrey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Strawberry shortcake
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