Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Zombies don't exist.”

— Molly Looby

“Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn’t be…

— Gillian Zane

“Zombies don't run.”

— Simon Pegg

“Normally zombies gave her comfort. They were slow. There were straightforward ways to kill them. If they ever showed up, she would know what…

— Megan Frazer Blakemore

“That is a zombie..... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.”

— Diana Rowland

“I'm fine. They're children, not zombies.”

— Kit Rocha

“You know, Electrocuted Zombie Brides...”

— Elizabeth A. Reeves

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs…

— Myron Mitchell

“We are already living in the zombie apocalypse, and no one notices.”

— Kenneth G. Ortiz

“A Zombie. Okay. Whew. All right.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Is it zombies that need to be destroyed for the sake of humans? Are we the monsters after all?”

— Stephen Herfst

“Run over these fuckin zombies now or I'll never have sex with you again!”

— Geonard Yleana