“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with… — David Wong Life Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax… — David Wong Computers Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed… — David Wong Dick-jokes Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can… — David Wong Music making Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible… — David Wong Death Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John… — David Wong Accents Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey,… — David Wong Food stamps Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into… — David Wong Investing Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an… — David Wong English language Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I… — David Wong Air Copy Share Image
“Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex but somehow kept alive for fifty… — David Wong Desert island Copy Share Image
“What followed had been … frantic. The underwear actually wound up with a little rip in them. She had found one of his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Franky the Cop let me lead the way outside to the shed, staying a few steps back so that he could have… — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“My resume is worthless—it turns out that managing a now-defunct video store in your twenties while solving monster crimes qualifies you for… — David Wong Copy Share Image
No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about… — David Wong Angel Copy Share Image
“Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that… — David Wong Fear Copy Share Image
“Hollywood raised us. Your mind processes the world through a filter formed by comic books and action movies on Cinemax. That's why… — David Wong Action movie Copy Share Image
To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or… — David Wong Counting Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Dave. My grandpa used to tell me, toward the end when he was going crazy, that talking through a dog ain't… — David Wong Dog Copy Share Image
An ethic that emphasizes relationship and community can be concerned with protecting the individual's interests, but always with an eye to trying… — David Wong Autonomy Copy Share Image
