“Of all the dogs I’ve known in my life, I’ve never seen a better driver.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I reached out and, with a small move of my body, did something that would change my life forever. I gently moved… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it… — David Wong Copy Share Image
... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“This is the breaking point in a human life, right here. This is waking up on an operating table to find aliens… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. — David Wong Copy Share Image
It must be acknowledged that an increasing proportion of the world's population is living in cities, in almost completely human-made environments. But… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The Daoist appeal to simplicity can be very appealing to the many of us who feel that contemporary life is overwhelming. "Less… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Most people don't realize it until they're facedown on the pavement somewhere, gasping for their last breath. Only then do they realize… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
