“Oh, hey, he’d figured out how to work the stupid ramp mechanism. It’d have been nice to have done that before he… — David Wong Right thing Copy Share Image
“I picked up the phone and dialed up John on his cell. One ring, and then- "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME… — David Wong Getting Sick Copy Share Image
“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“If a spider walks onto your bed, you squish it. If a butterfly lands on your bed, you take a picture. Is… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“We walked past a mailbox shaped like a cow and saw a hand-painted sign on the front door that read THE MORRISON’S—ESTABLISHED… — David Wong Front door Copy Share Image
“…the whole world [is]a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and… — David Wong Whole world Copy Share Image
“It was a sunrise, a kid’s sight of snowfall on a school morning. Hope. That all this can turn out okay, that… — David Wong Christmas tree Copy Share Image
“Falconer walked up and said, “I just want to say right now that this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever been involved… — David Wong Right now Copy Share Image
“You want to hear a story? Well, buckle the fuck up." From: What the Hell Did I Just Read” — David Wong Copy Share Image
... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and… — David Wong Accidents Copy Share Image
“There are really only two kinds of monsters in the world, which you already know if you've been watching horror movies: Breeders… — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under… — David Wong Curls Copy Share Image
They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were… — David Wong Boring Copy Share Image
“Some would have doubted their sanity at this point, but by now the part of my mind that issued doubts about my… — David Wong Psychology Copy Share Image
In a morally healthy family the good of each member of a family includes and overlaps with the good of other members.… — David Wong Family Copy Share Image
“Did you doze off there?” He shook my hand. “Uh, no. I was just tryin’ to rub somethin’ off the back of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s like in the moment Tasker asked to speak to us, we simultaneously split into three separate timelines. If you understand how… — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door… — David Wong Car-chase Copy Share Image
The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He… — David Wong Blood Copy Share Image
“Of course, it is likely enough, my friends, that we are going to our doom: the last march of the Ents. But… — David Wong Sooner or later Copy Share Image
“The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The Zhuangzi is very good on telling us how the nonhuman-made world can enter into who we are more deeply than at… — David Wong Environment Copy Share Image
“I remember now. Calling you. It’s hard, everything’s running together. I called and called and called. Like a shotgun, firing in every… — David Wong Running together Copy Share Image
We depend for so much on those we love that of course we want them to have desirable personal qualities and to… — David Wong Believe Copy Share Image