“If they didn’t want the patients at the Undisclosed Ffirth Asylum command center slash patient processing facility to feel like prisoners, they… — David Wong Asylum Copy Share Image
In a morally healthy family the good of each member of a family includes and overlaps with the good of other members.… — David Wong Family Copy Share Image
“Well," I said. "Nothing to do right now but wander the fuck into that abandoned building, totally unarmed.” — David Wong Abandoned Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and let out a breath that smelled like I’d eaten an entire wet dog and washed it down… — David Wong Smelled Copy Share Image
“There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks… — David Wong Kindlehighlight Copy Share Image
“He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you’re… — David Wong Limp bizkit Copy Share Image
Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to… — David Wong Fighting Copy Share Image
And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and… — David Wong Doe Copy Share Image
“I struggled for something to cling to, the way soldiers in foxholes picture their families, or a flag. My car, I thought… — David Wong Crashed Copy Share Image
“It is believed that during the coronation of a new Pharaoh, he would be required to masturbate in front of the crowd,… — David Wong Pharaoh Copy Share Image
“After a moment I realized it was simply Fred Durst and the group Limp Bizkit—Shitload’s favorite band. They’re the ones who invented… — David Wong Favorite band Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are… — David Wong Everyday-annoyances Copy Share Image
“I wake up in a mood that I know will lead me to assault the very first person who asks me if… — David Wong First person Copy Share Image
“John glanced around, half expecting to see a disheveled Dave pulling himself up from some spot on the floor. He'd be squinting,… — David Wong John Glanced Copy Share Image
“I said before that my skin was “on fire” with the pain but being confronted so soon after that sentiment with the… — David Wong Fire Copy Share Image
“I keep the gun in a hollowed out copy of the Koran. And there the big book was, tossed on the bed,… — David Wong Big book Copy Share Image
For Confucians, we are such thoroughly social beings that individual and social interests are not in the end regarded as fundamentally incompatible.… — David Wong Balance Copy Share Image
“There are really only two kinds of monsters in the world, which you already know if you've been watching horror movies: Breeders… — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
“I was going back and reading Marconi’s last book again, and there’s this part that always gets me. He points out that… — David Wong Books Copy Share Image
“I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible as I lay the sausage against my ear. Abruptly, my cell phone went dead.… — David Wong Bratwurst Copy Share Image
“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed… — David Wong Bratwurst Copy Share Image
“...the amount of the universe a human can experience is statistically, like, zero percent. You’ve got this huge universe, trillions of trillions… — David Wong Empty space Copy Share Image
I argue for a relational conception of the person as a basis for an environmental ethic that can encourage us to preserve… — David Wong Arguing Copy Share Image
“All right, but you know Star Trek, and ‘Beam me up, Scotty’? How they can teleport people around?” “Yeah. The transporters.” “Do… — David Wong Computers Copy Share Image
“Some would have doubted their sanity at this point, but by now the part of my mind that issued doubts about my… — David Wong Doubted Copy Share Image
“I said, “This could not be any stupider.” John said, “Dave, you remember the words to ‘Camel Holocaust’?” “Ah, once again, you… — David Wong Prove me wrong Copy Share Image
“John cursed himself. Or rather, he cursed the past version of himself for so thoughtlessly screwing over the current version of himself.” — David Wong Cursed Copy Share Image
“Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that… — David Wong Fear Copy Share Image
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of… — David Wong Analogies Copy Share Image
Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the… — David Wong Antidepressants Copy Share Image
“If you’ve actually seen a ghost—and I assure you that you probably have, within the last month—it would have just looked like… — David Wong Ghost Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where… — David Wong Absurd Copy Share Image
“She was a hippie. I could tell, even dressed in a red prisoner jumpsuit. She had some haphazard braids in her hair,… — David Wong Hippie Copy Share Image
“Do the bees know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own… — David Wong Bees Copy Share Image
“Amy said, "So, you're making a flamethrower?" "Amy, we gotta be prepared. We don't know what we'll find in that place, but… — David Wong David-wong Copy Share Image
“That whole bit was something John had come up with, the man having a terrible habit of carrying out his drunken 3:00… — David Wong Drunken Copy Share Image
I am sympathetic to the general form of Aristotle's view: the exercise of complex and more inclusive abilities is not anything in… — David Wong Ability Copy Share Image
“I said, "And then, when those all-American Joes get out and some of them fucking turn into monsters? What happens then?" Amy… — David Wong Murder Choices Copy Share Image
“If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful, you don’t believe it, you say they’re blowing smoke up… — David Wong Blowing smoke Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can… — David Wong Music making Copy Share Image