“Sound filled the room, a crystal melody that could lift any human heart and turn away any devil. It was "Here I… — David Wong Human heart Copy Share Image
Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a… — David Wong Bad news Copy Share Image
“He buckled his seat belt, which he always did because he never knew when he would need to ramp something. He made… — David Wong Seat Belt Copy Share Image
“I turned, ran, fired the shotgun into the air and shouted, “Bomb! There’s a bomb in the fountain! Everybody run for your… — David Wong Panic Copy Share Image
“Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.” — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.” — David Wong Dream Copy Share Image
“You think the jellyfish ate her?" "Bones and all?" "We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared… — David Wong Talking Tentacled Copy Share Image
“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?” “If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much.… — David Wong Double standard Copy Share Image
“Oh, hey, he’d figured out how to work the stupid ramp mechanism. It’d have been nice to have done that before he… — David Wong Ramp Copy Share Image
“Everybody was circling around Robert, trying to get to the door while avoiding the infested, oozing mess and-holy shit is this song… — David Wong Song Copy Share Image
“I stared at him. I said, "Wait, really? Like there's an actual part of our brain that dictates how many people we… — David Wong Stared Said Copy Share Image
“If a spider walks onto your bed, you squish it. If a butterfly lands on your bed, you take a picture. Is… — David Wong Butterfly Copy Share Image
“I don't see it right now - maybe it was in a different book - but anyway, he says that when you… — David Wong Bible Copy Share Image
An ethic that emphasizes relationship and community can be concerned with protecting the individual's interests, but always with an eye to trying… — David Wong Autonomy Copy Share Image
“here’s what’s going to happen: you’re going to die and you’re going to stand at the gates of judgment and you’re going… — David Wong Judgment Copy Share Image
Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax… — David Wong Bitter Copy Share Image
The silver lining of Brexit and Trump is that it has undermined the perception that globalization is an unstoppable force, whether or… — David Wong Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Most people don't realize it until they're facedown on the pavement somewhere, gasping for their last breath. Only then do they realize… — David Wong Ball game Copy Share Image
“The problem, David, is your cynicism only runs one direction. If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful,… — David Wong Big deal Copy Share Image
No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about… — David Wong Angel Copy Share Image
“Amy ran on sugar, caffeine, and pain pills, and would sacrifice an entire night of sleep to level up a character in… — David Wong Falling behind Copy Share Image
“Amy hated--hated--the way the grown-ups her parents had surrounded themselves with were so quick to offer prayers and so low to actually… — David Wong Dirty words Copy Share Image
The demonization of Islam and immigrants shows that perception of difference remains one of our biggest problems, and maybe always will be… — David Wong Competing Copy Share Image
Learning what it is to be among other human beings includes learning that they can be different from us as well as… — David Wong Analogies Copy Share Image
“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied” — David Wong Hallway Copy Share Image
“Tip: if you ever feel a puke coming on, do not, do not put your hand over your mouth to try to… — David Wong Puke Copy Share Image
“The truth was, I didn't feel sorry for Billy. He teased a dog and got his fingers bitten off. Fuck him. Fuck… — David Wong Billy Copy Share Image
“He tried to imagine Dave walking around the streets of Tokyo. It was like picturing RoboCop in Middle Earth—” — David Wong Walking around Copy Share Image
“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it… — David Wong Cockroach Copy Share Image
“I noticed John had brought along a thermos of his coffee, this “favor” already qualifying as an all-nighter. I admit, the horrific… — David Wong Coffee Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Animal Copy Share Image
John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the… — David Wong Blue Copy Share Image
You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned… — David Wong Abandoned Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s… — David Wong Limbs Piling Copy Share Image
“Just go. When you're on your deathbed you're gonna wish you could get back all the time you spent waiting on other… — David Wong Death Copy Share Image
“The thing about not having parents is you don’t have anyone to tell you you’re heading down a path paved with grossly… — David Wong Child Copy Share Image
“John looked at him and yelled, “What are you waiting for? Shoot him in the mouth!” The word “mouth” could not be… — David Wong John Looked Copy Share Image
The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne… — David Wong Feels Copy Share Image
“You are now aware that your lower jaw has weight, and that it requires effort for you to hold it up. Good… — David Wong Good evening Copy Share Image
“SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on." "Fuck you. This is my… — David Wong Favorite-books Copy Share Image
