“We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?” — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“That whole bit was something John had come up with, the man having a terrible habit of carrying out his drunken 3:00… — David Wong Habits Copy Share Image
“Fred nodded and said, “So what you’re saying is, if we all die, that’s not even the worst-case scenario.” John replied, “I’d… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“My mind didn't clear. It had been clear before. Instead it muddled, suddenly ablaze with rioting factions of insecurities and dreams, a… — David Wong Dreams Copy Share Image
Zhuangzi is especially insightful about the human pretension to know. The Zhuangzi tells a story about a frog who lives in caved-in… — David Wong Insightful Copy Share Image
“I keep the gun in a hollowed out copy of the Koran. And there the big book was, tossed on the bed,… — David Wong Big book Copy Share Image
“I wake up in a mood that I know will lead me to assault the very first person who asks me if… — David Wong First person Copy Share Image
“The truth was, I didn't feel sorry for Billy. He teased a dog and got his fingers bitten off. Fuck him. Fuck… — David Wong Truth Copy Share Image
Learning what it is to be among other human beings includes learning that they can be different from us as well as… — David Wong Consistent Copy Share Image
“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and… — David Wong Closed The Door Copy Share Image
She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,'… — David Wong Cat Copy Share Image
“John glanced around, half expecting to see a disheveled Dave pulling himself up from some spot on the floor. He'd be squinting,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Okay. When he comes, you can see him?" "Yes. I can hear him, too. And he, uh..." She brushed the bandage on… — David Wong Ghosts Copy Share Image
“—Kill me and burn my body. Then burn this place down on top of me. Find the other doors if there are… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I heard a screeching like steam from a teapot, and realized it was me.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
My own sense as an American is that we have begun to experience the disadvantages of framing virtually all moral issues in… — David Wong American history Copy Share Image
The Chinese concept of rights arose, then, in a context of power. Western nations had become powerful enough, and imposed their will… — David Wong Aggressive Copy Share Image
“Somebody said my name, asked if I was okay. I didn't answer, the sound of the commotion dying around me as the… — David Wong Sleep Copy Share Image
“I took a breath and said, “Look … you remember when we watched Star Wars with Amy? And she’s like, ‘Why is Princess… — David Wong Star wars Copy Share Image
“I mean, if they had just succumbed to passion and banged in my bed, I could understand that. I wouldn’t even be… — David Wong Another man Copy Share Image
You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes? — David Wong Around the world Copy Share Image
Both sameness and difference are issues for us. A sign of cultural homogenization is that languages are disappearing at an alarming rate.… — David Wong Be cautious Copy Share Image
