“I didn’t cry. And if you think I did, good luck proving it, asshole.” — David Wong Good luck Copy Share Image
“A ghost sighting is usually nothing more than your brain trying to put a familiar face on something that does not have… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I’m a productive citizen. Well, not productive, I mean if you add up what I bring to society and what I take… — David Wong Crazy person Copy Share Image
Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your… — David Wong Car Copy Share Image
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed… — David Wong Bratwurst Copy Share Image
“I don't see it right now - maybe it was in a different book - but anyway, he says that when you… — David Wong Bible Copy Share Image
“So you see, fear is just another manifestation of insecurity. What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if… — David Wong Another man Copy Share Image
The good of the family cannot be achieved without consideration of an individual's important interests. If those interests are urgent and weighty,… — David Wong Compromise Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where… — David Wong Absurd Copy Share Image
“I was going back and reading Marconi’s last book again, and there’s this part that always gets me. He points out that… — David Wong Books Copy Share Image
“Amy hated--hated--the way the grown-ups her parents had surrounded themselves with were so quick to offer prayers and so low to actually… — David Wong Dirty words Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy,” I said, crazily, to my court-appointed therapist. He seemed bored with our session. That actually made me want to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“There are two types of people on planet Earth, Batman and Iron Man. Batman has a secret identity, right? So Bruce Wayne… — David Wong Bruce wayne Copy Share Image
The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne… — David Wong Feels Copy Share Image
“John looked at him and yelled, “What are you waiting for? Shoot him in the mouth!” The word “mouth” could not be… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you… — David Wong Assessment Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are… — David Wong Everyday-annoyances Copy Share Image
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong I m sorry Copy Share Image
“Well," I said. "Nothing to do right now but wander the fuck into that abandoned building, totally unarmed.” — David Wong Right now Copy Share Image
The demonization of Islam and immigrants shows that perception of difference remains one of our biggest problems, and maybe always will be… — David Wong Competing Copy Share Image
“All right, but you know Star Trek, and ‘Beam me up, Scotty’? How they can teleport people around?” “Yeah. The transporters.” “Do… — David Wong Computers Copy Share Image
“English should have a word for that feeling you get when you first wake up in a strange room and have no… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Dog Copy Share Image
