Quote by David Wong

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. “Is that supposed to be a used condom?”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“It didn’t smell so great, and pizza boxes and empty Coke cans had overflowed the trash can and spilled over a significant portion of…

— Jim Butcher

“I stood there for a second, savouring the smell of stale sweat and cheap beer. My feet stuck to the floor as I made…

— Grant Jolly

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“For a long time I kept the piece of paper that tallied up everything that had been in the shopping cart the day I…

— Sophia Amoruso

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I had sex with a statue a few months ago. The sex was so still that I’m still wearing the condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk