Quote by Shelly Laurenston

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my…

— David Wong

“Most of us knew things that we didn't even want to confess to ourselves, so we took those secrets with us like condoms, stuffed…

— David Joy

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Always use condom sense!”

— TayloR Puck M.S. M.Ed. Ph.D. c

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?”

— Tara Sivec

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout