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“Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don’t come complaining to me.” — Shelly Laurenston Complaining Copy Share Image
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“A cry for help that only Ma and someone else’s apple pie—” because Christ knows Ma can’t bake “—can fix.” — Shelly Laurenston Apple pie Copy Share Image
“Don’t fret none, darlin’. I got your back.” “You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too.” — Shelly Laurenston Scars Copy Share Image
“That’s why Ronnie was Sissy’s best friend. She hated all the right people.” — Shelly Laurenston Best friend Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have rabies than be in love." "Why?" "Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.” — Shelly Laurenston Funny Copy Share Image
“She pushes you because she wants you to be the best.” “The best at what? Matricide?” — Shelly Laurenston Best Copy Share Image
“Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them. "Ahh! Where the hell did you… — Shelly Laurenston Momma Says Copy Share Image
“Do you really think I’d let anything happen to you? That I’d let anyone hurt you? After everything I’ve done today to… — Shelly Laurenston Let Happen Copy Share Image
“Smirking, Cella stared at the five males in the elevator before asking the women with her, “Show of hands for anyone else… — Shelly Laurenston Cella Stared Copy Share Image
“Didn’t have much choice. Couldn’t handle the whining.” “She whines?” “Not her, but a teacup poodle.” “Canines have teacup poodle shifters now?” — Shelly Laurenston Whining Copy Share Image
“You sure are good with cats—for a canine.” Dez sat down on the couch opposite Smitty, her son asleep in her arms.… — Shelly Laurenston Cats Copy Share Image
“Mace watched his beautiful sister. She took after their mother. He took after his father. And they got along about as well… — Shelly Laurenston Beautiful sister Copy Share Image
“That’s nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a… — Shelly Laurenston Snow Copy Share Image
“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the… — Shelly Laurenston Getting used Copy Share Image
“Are you two done staring longingly in each other’s eyes or should we just take a break?” Now scowling, Dee turned her… — Shelly Laurenston Gaze Copy Share Image
“Can't introduce ya,' the feline admitted. 'Why not?' 'Don't know his name.' 'Snuggling up to a man y'all don't know. My momma… — Shelly Laurenston Kitten Copy Share Image
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“She glanced down at the ground and the inert form of her brother. “What happened to Travis?” Mitch winced. “I hit him… — Shelly Laurenston Gaze Copy Share Image
“Arms crossed over that massive chest, the lion looked down his nose at Smitty as only a cat could. “What else have… — Shelly Laurenston Lion Copy Share Image
“You do things just to irritate me, don’t you?” Smiling, enjoying himself immensely, and determined to give her a wonderful and relaxing… — Shelly Laurenston Kissed Copy Share Image
“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Best relationship Copy Share Image
“Momentarily forgetting this wasn’t one of her She-wolves, Sissy automatically teased, “Good thing my brother likes women with meat on their bones… — Shelly Laurenston Good thing Copy Share Image
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“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the… — Shelly Laurenston Brown eyes Copy Share Image
“Understand?” “Sure.” “Good.” “’Cause I always love a challenge.” He’d caught her with that when she was halfway in the cab. With… — Shelly Laurenston Life Said Copy Share Image
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“Eggie?” from the backdoor had him cringing. Darla walked in, her gaze glancing at the three males before she walked over to… — Shelly Laurenston Darla-lewis Copy Share Image
“Wow,” the bobcat muttered from his desk. “Your sister’s right. Your legs really are skinny.” Toni briefly thought about swiping all the… — Shelly Laurenston Ancient egyptian Copy Share Image
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“And now?” he demanded. “And now, I’d have to say, you have me where you want me, Marauder. Genghis would be proud.”… — Shelly Laurenston God Whispered Copy Share Image