Funny Quote by Shelly Laurenston

“...you can’t cure rabies with four walls and an armed guard. By then, the beast can’t even hear you. It doesn’t want to hear…

— Lana Sky

“Rabies has a lot in Common with vampirism." said Adam”

— Patricia Briggs

“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”

— Addison Moore

“I heard about a lady whose doctor told her, “You’ve got rabies.” Immediately, she pulled out a pad and pen and began writing. Thinking…

— Jentezen Franklin

“That kind of love should've been able to beat sickness. That kind of love should've conquered anything.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“If love is a terrible disease, please give me seven doses.”

— Santosh Kalwar

It's like scarlet fever: one has to get it over." "Then one should invent a way of inoculating love, like vaccination.

— Leo Tolstoy

“You hear people mention being in love. It's like a sickness I've never had.”

— Ron Hansen

“I know that love is no cure, but rather the disease itself.”

— Erica Jong

“It's my experience that people are a lot more sympathetic if they can see you hurting, and for the millionth time in my life…

— Jennifer Niven

“Because you can't be as in love as we were and not have it invade your bone marrow. Our kind of love can go…

— Gillian Flynn

“Captain Romance back there wants to inject himself into you like a vaccine.”

— Debra Anastasia