“Is this you helping me? I don’t think this is you helping me.” — Shelly Laurenston Helping Copy Share Image
“Can you believe him? I think the boy has lost his goddamn mind. Who the fuck plays tug with a crocodile?” — Shelly Laurenston Crocodile Copy Share Image
“Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. “I think he’s snoring.” “Or those are hunger growls.” “Bastard.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“No, you’ll regret it in the morning.” “But it’ll make me happy now.” — Shelly Laurenston Morning Copy Share Image
“Gwen hates me,” she reminded him. “Don’t be narcissistic. She hates everyone.” — Shelly Laurenston Hates Copy Share Image
“What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?” — Shelly Laurenston Smile Copy Share Image
“Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar’s blood. He hated hunting his own food!” — Shelly Laurenston Boar Copy Share Image
“You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?" (Mace to Smitty)” — Shelly Laurenston Boot camp Copy Share Image
“Did you see that?” “See what?” And he couldn’t keep his voice from breaking as tires squealed. “Boot sale at Marlands. We… — Shelly Laurenston Squealed Copy Share Image
“Maybe if you’d worn a shirt—” “They said they didn’t have a shirt!” “Then I have nothing for you, my friend. You’re… — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.” — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“I always thought he looked like a postal worker who’s about one write-up away from losing it completely.” “Personally,” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Ronnie offered, “I don’t want my life to pass me by.” Filling Ronnie’s glass again, Sissy promised, “It won’t.” “It’s already started.… — Shelly Laurenston Life Copy Share Image
“He tried to make me wear a suit.” “Why?” Sissy asked dryly. “Are you planning on going to a funeral after our… — Shelly Laurenston Asked Copy Share Image
“I thought it was bad when they made me wear this Jane Austen–suitor outfit, complete with cravat. But you! You look like… — Shelly Laurenston Austen Copy Share Image
“How do you get rational, well-respected people involved in your insanity? I mean is it something you taught yourself to do or… — Shelly Laurenston Insanity Copy Share Image
“Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she’s gonna get that bear. And neither… — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“Okay. Let's see what we've got." He lifted up her foot and said, "Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat."… — Shelly Laurenston Mitch Copy Share Image
“Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. If I stay, you’ll only fall madly in love with me like so many men before you.” “It’s you… — Shelly Laurenston Dreams Copy Share Image
“It had taken him by surprise when the bride had asked him. Why would she want him in her wedding? And that’s… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“He made it to the front door before he looked back at her. Then his eyes grew wide. “Oh! I almost forgot.”… — Shelly Laurenston Business Copy Share Image
“I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled… — Shelly Laurenston Funny as hell Copy Share Image
“Forget he never wanted this in the first place. Forget he was convinced she might be clinically insane and definitely feral. The… — Shelly Laurenston Bottom line Copy Share Image
“He didn’t. But I didn’t beat him up,” Lock quickly added. “I…I simply threw him five…or maybe it was fifty feet into… — Shelly Laurenston Awkward Copy Share Image
“And wow…was that a lot of perfection to look at. Seven feet and three hundred and fifty pounds of perfection. While most… — Shelly Laurenston Lock Looked Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and… — Shelly Laurenston Fear Copy Share Image
“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing… — Shelly Laurenston Gaze Copy Share Image
“Is ignoring me supposed to endear you to me somehow?” “No. That’s the job of my thighs and my get-lost-in-them-forever dreamy eyes.”… — Shelly Laurenston Laughing Copy Share Image
“Zach glanced out the window to what had to be the quietest town he’d ever been in. “Big gang problem around here?… — Shelly Laurenston Little people Copy Share Image
“Jess and Ric watched as a shifted Blayne chased the squirrel, caught the squirrel, toyed with the squirrel, let the squirrel go,… — Shelly Laurenston Caught Squirrel Copy Share Image
“Your charm makes me want to punch you in the nose.” That made Ricky chuckle. “I’m not trying to piss you off,… — Shelly Laurenston Gaze Copy Share Image
“He opened the front door and Gwen said, “Lock?” He stopped immediately. “Yeah?” Did he have to sound so eager when he… — Shelly Laurenston Front door Copy Share Image
“He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?” — Shelly Laurenston Growled Copy Share Image
“You do. And I have the sweetest, most cuddliest, most adorable bear ever.” — Shelly Laurenston Bear Copy Share Image
