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“I always thought he looked like a postal worker who’s about one write-up away from losing it completely.” “Personally,” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She pushes you because she wants you to be the best.” “The best at what? Matricide?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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“Mace let out an exasperated sigh. “It’s bad enough we have the baby. Which I was accepting of because he’s mine.” “That’s… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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“Gwen hates me,” she reminded him. “Don’t be narcissistic. She hates everyone.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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“Sissy could walk home while you drive me and the groceries back.” “Or,” Sissy countered, “I could gut you here and let… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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