“If the sea is the bread and he sky is the jam, then we are the peanut butter” — Andrew Heavey Copy Share Image
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together. — Richard Whitehead Copy Share Image
“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“What do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Is it wrong to say that I would not mind having your peanut butter on my chocolate?” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
“FACT: One pound of peanut butter can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs. Up to 150. That means… — Cary McNeal Copy Share Image
On fight day, I usually have peanut butter and porridge in the morning; bananas and a nice fruit salad. Then, as the… — Jimi Manuwa Copy Share Image
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. — Jozy Altidore Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I do a fair amount of evening shows at Fox so am often there until about 8, and then I go out… — Jessica Tarlov Copy Share Image
“Mason Patel is my counterpart. He is the eraser to my chalk. The milk to my cereal. The chocolate to my peanut… — Cheryl McIntyre Copy Share Image
I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
I didn't know that my son had allergies until he spit up eggs one day, and one day he had a little… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
I'd walk into the school, smell that institutional smell of the tomato soup, peanut butter, disinfectant, and boys room. Pass the lunchroom,… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
I went through a period in my life where I didn't have money to buy ramen noodles and peanut butter and jelly,… — Joe Bonamassa Copy Share Image
“I loved being so consumed by Will. Adored it. But I kind of hated it too, because I felt like a huge… — Michelle Dalton Copy Share Image
All of us who grew up reading comics love the memory of sitting under an apple tree with a comic book in… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If Olivia was like a decadent chocolate-covered strawberry, and Portia a pineapple-and-spice hummingbird cupcake, then Cordelia was peanut butter brittle, still sweet,… — Linda Francis Lee Copy Share Image
“In 2005, according to the CDC, eleven Americans died of all food allergies—that is, adults as well as children, and from an… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
“Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I… — Marjorie Pay Hinckley Copy Share Image
“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash… — Elliott Hester Copy Share Image
“Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out! She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, Candy the yams and… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“ I Believe in Bonnie and Clyde the sign read. Finn read it again, and then again, not sure what to make… — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
“A brand new pie is waiting for me each night after work, as if he knows he hit his stride and he… — Ella James Copy Share Image
“Starting with the chocolate version, I swap out some of the cocoa powder with melted bittersweet chocolate and add some sour cream… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
