Peanut butter Quote by Stacey Marie Brown Download Open image ““You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”” — Stacey Marie Brown ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Peanut butter
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“Fuck you!” “Right here?” He crossed his arms. “That definitely wouldn’t help your getting over me.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“You want to grab something here, Brycin?” he asked, bending over again. Um . . . yeah. Your ass.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
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“He was one of those people who was always happy. People like that mystified me.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“There was more tension back at the parking lot than a southern woman’s girdle at a bake sale.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Awesome . . .” Jared spoke up from the other side of the room. “Ember, the Otherworld's wonder mutt.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
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Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! — Anonymous Copy Share Image