Peanut butter Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

“Ask if they have peanut butter.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“If you’re ever stuck for an idea try eating a peanut.”

— Molly Arbuthnott

“Any single guy who doesn't eat peanut butter is at risk of starvation.”

— Robert Whitlow

“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.”

— Breehn Burns

“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds it in…

— Mindy Kaling

“Peanut butter is my favorite food.” Rivers looks at me for a long time, finally shaking his head. He moves to my side, reclining…

— Lindy Zart

“You're nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.”

— Nicola Marsh

“Babe,do i give you chills down to your peanut butter...""…only when we make meaningful ass contact.”

— Ashley Wilcox

“I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”

— Morgan Matson

“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”

— Coco J. Ginger