Grumpy Cat

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

— Grumpy Cat

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

— Grumpy Cat

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

— Grumpy Cat

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

— Grumpy Cat

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine…

— Grumpy Cat

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

— Grumpy Cat

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

— Grumpy Cat

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

— Grumpy Cat

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

— Grumpy Cat

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

— Grumpy Cat

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

— Grumpy Cat

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

— Grumpy Cat

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar…

— Grumpy Cat

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

— Grumpy Cat

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

— Grumpy Cat

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

— Grumpy Cat

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

— Grumpy Cat

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

— Grumpy Cat