Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The trouble is. . .that everybody sneers at restrictions and demands freedom, till something annoying happens; then they demand angrily what has… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The book it reminded me of most is Henry Miller’s The Books in My Life. Like Miller, Shields manages to convey his… — Andre Alexis Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Belief is a good thing in principle, but an annoying thing in human beings. — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and oppress its betters, and that is precisely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!" "She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus. "Impossible," Horus said. "No… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
...Be grateful for what you have to be thankful for instead of complaining about the little things that annoy you. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I ceased in the year 1764 to believe that one can convince one’s opponents with arguments printed in books. It is not… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
WikiLeaks is irritating and annoying for Germany, but not a threat. From an international perspective, I see their actions as totally irresponsible. — Thomas de Maiziere Copy Share Image
It doesn't annoy me but I think of myself as a presenter who is gay, rather than a gay presenter. It's a… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
I'm always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you're drowning,… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I have told you of the Spaniard who always put on his spectacles when about to eat cherries, that they might look… — Robert Southey Copy Share Image
I have no credentials. I have no money. I literally come from a poor place. I was a servant. I dropped out… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
Listening to the radio every day for an entire year was a prison sentence. It was the most depressing, annoying, debilitating project… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Sooner or later every gardener must face the fact that certain things are going to die on him. It is a temptation… — Eleanor Perenyi Copy Share Image
I was a threat to a lot of women and to a lot of men. The women cannot forgive me if I… — Buchi Emecheta Copy Share Image
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a… — Madhura Naik Copy Share Image
People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
It is very annoying - things have been written by people who didn't know me at all or Princess Diana. They were… — Hasnat Khan Copy Share Image
