Joel McHale

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

— Joel McHale

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

— Joel McHale

Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has…

— Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the…

— Joel McHale

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me…

— Joel McHale

I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that…

— Joel McHale

People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take…

— Joel McHale

'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up.

— Joel McHale

I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets.

— Joel McHale

I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it…

— Joel McHale

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have…

— Joel McHale

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all…

— Joel McHale

I love making fun of YouTubers.

— Joel McHale

Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of…

— Joel McHale

I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or…

— Joel McHale

“Commenting on print journalism at the Commenting on print journalism at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: “Thanks to Obamacare, millions of Americans…

— Joel McHale

I won't do porn. Well, I won't do triple-X porn.

— Joel McHale

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to…

— Joel McHale

When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.

— Joel McHale

Five-hundred years ago people were saying in manuscripts, "Can you believe these kids today?" They were saying that same phrase everyone says…

— Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she…

— Joel McHale

'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like,…

— Joel McHale

I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm…

— Joel McHale

My intention with The Soup was to hopefully follow in the footsteps of past hosts, like Greg Kinnear. The pedigree of that…

— Joel McHale

Before Community started up again for the season, we had the chance to go on a long family vacation where we drove…

— Joel McHale