Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
When you are an actor or trying to be a working actor in L.A., most people have commercial agents, and then they… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Yes, believe me I am black and blue. Plus I just finished a Seth MacFarlane movie called Ted and I can't believe… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
There are always ridiculous things on television or on the Internet that make people go, 'Did you see that?' That could be… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Before Community started up again for the season, we had the chance to go on a long family vacation where we drove… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't know how (producer) Dan Harmon put that together but he did. Everyone gets along and we all babysit Chevy Chase… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Five-hundred years ago people were saying in manuscripts, "Can you believe these kids today?" They were saying that same phrase everyone says… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine.… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it and so… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
![“Yes, believe me I am black and blue. Plus I just finished a Seth MacFarlane movie called Ted and I can't believe the cast I got to work with there [Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg]. I feel like I am winning some kind of contest to trick people into working with me.” quote by Joel McHale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/972/joel-mchale-8254_believe_yes-believe-me-i-am-black-and-blue-plus_920672.jpg)
![“Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.” quote by Joel McHale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/210/joel-mchale-8254_assistants_well-that-would-be-a-title-the-busiest-g_72338.jpg)
