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“I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets.”

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'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up.

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I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy…

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I love making fun of YouTubers.

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