Quote by Joel McHale Download Open image “I won't do porn. Well, I won't do triple-X porn.” — Joel McHale ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! — No Strings Attached (Movie Copy Share Image
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I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I find myself, after all these years, with a built-in safety-brake that stops me from doing certain things. And one of the reasons why… — Helmut Newton Copy Share Image
“So the best defense against porn, for every member of our family, is a full life--the kind of life that technology cannot provide on… — Andy Crouch Copy Share Image
I'd love to write some porn, but I don't know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine.… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it and so… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
