Oh Darling! when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants again ... — Manish Bhagtani Comedy Copy Share Image
Dont compare your enemy with your friend... its the comparison of real v/s fake... ! — Manish Bhagtani Fake friend Copy Share Image
Me : why are u looking at me like that ... girl : I'm curious to see how u give a fuck.… — Manish Bhagtani Idgaf Copy Share Image
Dont ever try to judge anyone !! because' you dont know what the fuck they have been through !! — Manish Bhagtani Annoying Copy Share Image
Before Sex: you help each other get naked, After Sex: you only dress yourself... Moral .. No one helps you ..once you're fucked .. — Manish Bhagtani Character Copy Share Image
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani Bitch Copy Share Image
Tomorrow I'll wake up at 5am. Mom - Lol Dad - Lol Neighbours - Lol Friends - Lol Aliens - Lol — Manish Bhagtani Funny Copy Share Image
I'hv everything, I got more success, I can get anything what I want..... but still it feel lonely inside me :( — Manish Bhagtani Everything Copy Share Image
Sex ? No thanks, My life fucks me everyday Funny how one minute you can be so close to someone and the… — Manish Bhagtani Life Copy Share Image
If a girl disrespect u .. fuck that shit'' ...just respect grlz don't be a Asshole .. — Manish Bhagtani Asshole Copy Share Image
