“. . . the only way to tell off an asshole was face-to-face and to look fantastic doing it. So, here she… — Roberta Pearce Copy Share Image
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“After another few days, I noticed I became annoyed whenever I would actually have to ask Asshole for something. How quickly the… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.” — Alexandra V Copy Share Image
“Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“In the jungles of Vietnam, we used to refer to what Mueller is doing as the Invasion of Cambodia. I'll explain it… — A.K. Kuykendall Copy Share Image
“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“And what, exactly, does this Band of Exiles plan to do? Host events? Organise party-planning committees?' Lucien's metal eye clicked faintly and… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Im nothing but a lowlife asshole and looks are very decieving so if your gonna criticise me for nothing go ahead see… — Nikolas Sixxbvb Copy Share Image
“The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
I aint smart, but I aint dumb either. I know the difference between a liar and a cheater. — Emily Tilley Copy Share Image
“You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
“Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
B/c baby, I never meant a fucking thing to you. You just needed someone to fill your emptyness, you just neeeded someone… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.” — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“You can’t make silly people stay away from you; all you can do is staying away from them.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Am I an asshole? In the past, I would have said "no" with some degree of confidence. But as I drop my… — Ella James Copy Share Image
Sorry for fucking me over? sorry for lyin to me? sorry for getting my hopes up? sorry for everything? ussually fixes everything… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
