Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Jesus loves you! The bad news is...everyone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hated By many Trash Talked By Many Guess How Many Fucks I Give Its Less Than One Asshole — Karal Copy Share Image
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“The asshole not only takes special privileges but refuses to listen when people complain.” — Aaron James Copy Share Image
The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No.” She hangs up. — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Im an asshole I rather tell you in your face then behind your back, but isn't that just keeping it real — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
“Pax turns his back to us and goes back into the control room, like this conversation is over. “Well, he’s an asshole,”… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
“I wish you had fucked her. Then you’d know. Then you’d know the sublime … Her asshole, for example. It’s like a… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
If a man uses you, He's a pig. If a man hits you, He's a punk. If a man lowers yourself esteem,… — Carolann Centeno Copy Share Image
“The asshole is not just another annoying person but a deeply bothersome person—bothersome enough to trigger feelings of powerlessness, fear, or rage.” — Aaron James Copy Share Image
Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“You want me to go back into that house protected by a magic sticky note?” “Don’t even start,” I told him. “It’s… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Some guys-a lot of guys-don't believe what they are seeing, especially if it gets in the way of what they want to… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“But I need you to know that I’m all in with you. I’m giving you all of myself. I know I can… — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
“Then it’s a deal, we’re friends.” […] “Can we just make one conditional rule here? That if we get into a situation… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“All you have in here is old Chinese,” Sarah says, her head in my fridge and ass facing me. It’s quite the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“He did atrocious things, but it was him I wanted. Always, only him. Troy stopped when we were nose to nose. Toe… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“And what, exactly, does this Band of Exiles plan to do? Host events? Organise party-planning committees?' Lucien's metal eye clicked faintly and… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“You can say whatever you want about me, but none of it's true. You just can't stand the fact that your career… — Katrina Kwan Copy Share Image