When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated. — Susan Messing Audience Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak. — Susan Messing Dumb Copy Share Image
The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable. — Susan Messing Bigs Copy Share Image
You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid. — Susan Messing Appearing Copy Share Image
I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I… — Susan Messing Nightmare Copy Share Image
