“It's better to have a hole in your team than an asshole in your team!” — Dan Jacobs Copy Share Image
“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“I am such an asshole. And Jesus Christ, I had my head shoved so far up my ass that I was actually… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
You wanna be an asshole, that's great cause I can be a bitch a whole lot better so try me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our reputations precedes us. If I know someone is not nice, not kind, an asshole - I generally don't want to work… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
If he wants to be an asshole, it's a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
“Don’t touch me, Daimon. You’re not worthy. (Kessar) Up yours, asshole. I don’t want the Sumerian slime pit stench on me anyway.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Why couldn’t I stop being an asshole for two seconds? Oh that’s right, because my insides were currently a flipping mess because… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“After another few days, I noticed I became annoyed whenever I would actually have to ask Asshole for something. How quickly the… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could never erase you from my heart. That’s why I was such… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone's gonna think you're an… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
“Tyler scowls. “And an asshole.” “Is that even up for debate?” He grins. “Jesus, such an asshole.” “And yet you’ve hung out… — Aubrey Irons Copy Share Image
“I find it consistently difficult to get around the notion that we are all, in our very natures, assholes. I am an… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“You've felt guilty ever since, haven't you? That's why you're such a rogue reporter, with your exposés and your inside dirt. It's… — Maggie Shayne Copy Share Image
I didn’t say, You are such a stuffy asshole. And he didn’t say, If you ever burn one of my quarter-of-a-million dollar… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“He thought he could hate her. That little bit of a thing had gotten under his asshole skin a long time ago… — V. Theia Copy Share Image
“The Tuatha De do not speak of Tuatha De matter to"--he gave her an icy sneer--"mere mortals." "Well, mister-mere-mortal-yourself," she bristled right… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Self-defense isn’t a one-stop shop that will make her invincible, but I’m hoping I can light a fire inside her to maybe… — Aly Martinez Copy Share Image
“I do what I want to do. I refuse to hold back what I’m thinking or what I’m feeling anymore. And if… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
“Poor innocent little lambie," God said, shaking his head. "Telion. I made you people in My Image. I swear, and drink, and… — Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Well, I hope you were nice to him ’cause I was kind of an asshole.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
