You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You know what I always say—never let an asshole rent space in your head.” — Joseph Finder Copy Share Image
“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I consider myself a very passionate person, so as much fun as I like to have, I'm also the biggest asshole I… — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, I somehow equated rebelling with turning into a giant asshole.” — Moxie Mezcal Copy Share Image
“There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a… — Alex Potvin Copy Share Image
“You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.” — Kelly Easton Copy Share Image
Chivalry isn't really dead you know." "Oh?" "Nah. That guy's just an asshole. — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
“My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I won’t answer, because my answer is no, they… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?” “No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an asshole!’”I headed for the house. “On yours or… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Fucking cracker,” Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car. “Aw, that’s discrimination, right there.” I feigned hurt. “See, I… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you." Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Don't even try to make this into something weird, Lori. We grew up in the same place, so get over your complex.… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“If she wasn’t his best friend… There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Dear asshole, I want to thank you for making me miss the strawberry festival with your selfish and asinine driving. You are… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“. . . the only way to tell off an asshole was face-to-face and to look fantastic doing it. So, here she… — Roberta Pearce Copy Share Image
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Appreciate her. WHY? cause even though you treat her like crap, even though you ignore her at times & leave her waiting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My dick reacted. Biology is powerful. But it wasn’t just my dick. My brain decided it was time to shatter a solid… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special… — Aaron James Copy Share Image
“She wanted to be called asshole, too, but of course women can't be called that. They have to be called names based… — Robert Philip Crane Copy Share Image
