Funny Quote by Alex Potvin

“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?” “I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I know I could never deserve you, but I can try to make it up to you?”

— Miranda Kenneally

“You better not turn out to be an asshole,” she says quietly.”

— Colleen Hoover

“I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“I know I’m asking a lot, but I need for you to be able to ignore me when I’m pissed and saying shit that…

— Maya Banks

“That wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you don't always get good answers when you talk to yourself.”

— Lifelong Dreams Publishing

“When were you going to tell me?" He demanded. "Tell you what? That you can be a real asshole? How about right now.”

— J.R. Ward

“I just want you to know that most of the time, I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing. I just happen to…

— Jordan Krumbine

“So you're not even going to try? You're just going to assume that the answer's no?”

— Jodi Picoult

“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.”

— Koren Zailckas

“What can I say, I'm not a people pleasing person.”

— Kim Dallmeier