Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sphincter is a Technical word for asshole” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole". — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Any discussion of the sexuality of the digestive tract must inevitably touch on the anus. Anal tissue is among the most densely innervated on… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected twists and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said. How do you kn—oh, do I splatter? I asked? Not sure. But there is a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Madame, it is an old word and each one takes it new and wears it out himself. It is a word that fills with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim fathers and… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
