“it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”>” — Kevin Hearne Mocha Copy Share Image
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne Gods Copy Share Image
“because feck a handsome chicken if I wasn’t right about Fand.” — Kevin Hearne Chicken Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Did Middle English hounds bark with an extra syllable on the end? like 'woofe'?” — Kevin Hearne Hounds Copy Share Image
“I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.” — Kevin Hearne Hammered Copy Share Image
“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“It’s odd how a dog roaming around is a health code violation but serving fried death on a stick isn’t.” — Kevin Hearne Animal Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Bullshit Copy Share Image
He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat… — Kevin Hearne Diplomacy Copy Share Image
“A man’s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. Try to remember that, lad, so that when your time… — Kevin Hearne Shit Copy Share Image
“for now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been nursing, encased in iron, licked by flame,… — Kevin Hearne Appetites Copy Share Image
“When you cannot reason with people, you have to try scaring them. If that doesn’t work, then you either run or you… — Kevin Hearne Reason Copy Share Image
“Other times escape our notice, slipping by while we are preoccupied, and we do not appreciate their enormity until it’s too late… — Kevin Hearne Regret Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Century Copy Share Image
“So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot… — Kevin Hearne Smoothie Concoction Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled… — Kevin Hearne Courage Copy Share Image
...Having no recourse, I feel back on Shakespeare. Leif would recognize it and understand the context properly. With my remaining few seconds… — Kevin Hearne Benedick Copy Share Image
She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was… — Kevin Hearne Behinds Copy Share Image
“Dude is that was a Shakespeare quote duel, he just kicked your ass." Oberon I know, but I slipped in some T.S.Eliot… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“That was it. Owen grabbed his arm, yanked it toward him, and head-butted the punk. He went down with a yelp and… — Kevin Hearne Respect Your Elders Copy Share Image
“I still didn’t know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking… — Kevin Hearne Funny Copy Share Image
“Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature and try to make sure the weave of… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“I have been around long enough to discount most superstitions for what they are: I was around when many of them began… — Kevin Hearne Atticus-finch Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used… — Kevin Hearne Dreams Copy Share Image
