“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled… — Kevin Hearne Courage Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes,… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered… — Kevin Hearne Believe Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Giving Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the… — Kevin Hearne Fighting Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Friendship Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used… — Kevin Hearne Dreams Copy Share Image
On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne Awards Copy Share Image
“So this means you're spoiling me right?" Can't Help it. You're the best hound ever. Oberon's tail thumped a few times and… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked. "It's a Shakespearean word for whore." ” — kevin hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Did Middle English hounds bark with an extra syllable on the end? like 'woofe'?” — Kevin Hearne Middle english Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Bullshit Copy Share Image
“He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, “Have you changed your mind about Thor?” “Um… — Kevin Hearne End time Copy Share Image
“Dude is that was a Shakespeare quote duel, he just kicked your ass." Oberon I know, but I slipped in some T.S.Eliot… — Kevin Hearne Next time Copy Share Image
“Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way only vampires and pet rocks can manage.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Occasionally I am smitten with an acute case of Smug. It can happen to anyone, but it happens most often to people… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“That's the famous vampire Helgarson you're riding with, isn't it? Is he fond of lattes?" "I don't know." I looked over at… — Kevin Hearne Famous Copy Share Image
“Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced… — Kevin Hearne Bad karma Copy Share Image
