Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““a misbegotten cockwaffle.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent.” — peter adejimi Copy Share Image
“...a quiet room with cockroaches peeping out like prunes from every corner...” — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You’ll offend it just like I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She had turned away and was watching a duck out on the lake. It was tucking into weeds, a thing I've never been able… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It is better to see the cockcrow than to be a cock that cock-a-doodle-do.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
