“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind,… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think life is like a ham bone if you live it right. You enjoy it and then you bury it when… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“He could focus my attention on how perfectly sublime life can be at times. Such moments are ephemeral, and without his guidance… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Atticus makes gigantic mistakes at times. But there are also times like this one when he makes of his life a poem… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Flidais nods in approval. “Respect for life. Good.” I want to ask where her respect for life is, why she thinks it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
