Dog Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It has thrown off its disguise as a meal and has revealed itself to me for what it is, a large dead bird. I'm…

— Margaret Atwood

“Farid, you are keeping a hawk; don't expect her to lay eggs like a chicken.”

— Michael Gruber

“He had lost a wife and gained a pet chicken. Yep. Sounded about right.”

— Alessandra Torre

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“My one and only chicken, bequeathed to me by Robinson, dreaded the noon hour the same as I did, he'd go back in with…

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs-…

— Fannie Flagg

“She held up the arrow again and threatened the bird. "You do anything, ignite a single spark, and I'm having Kentucky Fried Chicken for…

— Chanda Hahn

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.”

— Max Barry