“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it‘s coming —… — Kevin Hearne Falling in love Copy Share Image
“When you cannot reason with people, you have to try scaring them. If that doesn’t work, then you either run or you… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Atticus: You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually over 140 years old. : Oberon: She must use that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne Beer Copy Share Image
“It’s odd how a dog roaming around is a health code violation but serving fried death on a stick isn’t.” — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“[T]he pain was unspeakable, worse than reading the collected works of Edith Wharton.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring… — Kevin Hearne Companion Copy Share Image
“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Dogs Copy Share Image
“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.… — Kevin Hearne Authority Copy Share Image
“I think "The Boondock Saints" , because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends badly. It affirms my worldview and I… — Kevin Hearne Boondock Saints Copy Share Image
“PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.” “Ah!”… — Kevin Hearne Investing Copy Share Image
“Two days ago she watched me kill someone, and she offered me her backyard as a place to hide the body.” “Truly?”… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“To be rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where… — Kevin Hearne Blessings Copy Share Image
“When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.” “I thought you always said, ‘When in doubt, blame the dark elves.’ ”… — Kevin Hearne Doubt Copy Share Image
Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people… — Kevin Hearne Companion Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
“Look, I don't know what you are, but you're more than a geologist, if you are one at all. I've met lots… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“Heh. I think you made your point, Atticus. Gods Below, Oberon, that was horrendous! You just violated the Schwarzenegger Pun Reduction Treaty… — Kevin Hearne First place Copy Share Image
Malina looked incredulous. "Are you anything more than a Druid?" "Of course I am. I own this shop and I play a… — Kevin Hearne Accents Copy Share Image
“ Oberon said from behind the counter. I busied myself making Emily's tea and spoke to him through our link. 'Yes, well,… — Kevin Hearne High road Copy Share Image
“That was it. Owen grabbed his arm, yanked it toward him, and head-butted the punk. He went down with a yelp and… — Kevin Hearne Respect Your Elders Copy Share Image
“Vestigial remnants of hunter behavior manifests itself as douchebaggery in males when confronted with the emasculating role of modern man, where they… — Kevin Hearne Alpha-males Copy Share Image
The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much… — Kevin Hearne Enjoy Copy Share Image
“I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.” — Kevin Hearne Forgiveness Copy Share Image
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and… — Kevin Hearne Arise Copy Share Image
