That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne Beer Copy Share Image
“Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.” — Kevin Hearne Animal Copy Share Image
On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne Awards Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Bullshit Copy Share Image
“They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it. — Kevin Hearne Crime Copy Share Image
“If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled… — Kevin Hearne Courage Copy Share Image
“Thunder gods don't hide." The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to… — Kevin Hearne Help people Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Century Copy Share Image
“So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot… — Kevin Hearne Smoothie Concoction Copy Share Image
He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into… — Kevin Hearne Chords Copy Share Image
You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate.… — Kevin Hearne Dog Copy Share Image
“The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.” — Kevin Hearne Fighting Copy Share Image
“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass? I don’t know. Maybe. Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with… — Kevin Hearne Art Copy Share Image
“I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings,… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Did you get me that movie about Genghis Khan? 'It's in the Netflix queue, but that's not the surprise. You don't need… — Kevin Hearne Front door Copy Share Image
“But in doing so—moving forward, in Greta’s mind—he’s still dealing with the past. It’s always strung out behind us, innit, attached to… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has… — Kevin Hearne All time Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used… — Kevin Hearne Dreams Copy Share Image
That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would… — Kevin Hearne Amazed Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say, “I’m the Doctor and this is my companion,” but I doubted Sophie was a fan of the long-running… — Kevin Hearne Companion Copy Share Image
“there’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome… — Kevin Hearne History Copy Share Image
“Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. — Kevin Hearne Curator Copy Share Image
Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it. — Kevin Hearne Bears Copy Share Image
“Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.” — Kevin Hearne Assholes Copy Share Image
“I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.” — Kevin Hearne Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?” — Kevin Hearne Vampire Copy Share Image
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it… — Kevin Hearne Cat Copy Share Image
