Vampire Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bloodsucking Bloodsucking Vampire Lawyer Bloodsucking Telling Lawyer Vampire
“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!” — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
“What’s your name?” “What do you want it to be?” “Are you a vampire?” “Not the last time I checked.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!” — Joann I. Martin Sowles Copy Share Image
“While sitting in a room, surrounded by powerful vampires, do you ever get the feeling that you’re completely out of place? That at any… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
“I just thought vampires would look, you know, vicious while drinking blood," I said. "You look like you're in kindergarten with your juice pack.” — Wynne Channing Copy Share Image
“It’s not the type, it’s the source. I don’t drink human blood.” Her forehead creased, deepening the fine lines already visible. “But you’re a… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“He’d heard older vampires speak of those they called honey-bleeders.” — Juliette Cross Copy Share Image
“He might actually be a decent bloodsucker. And by decent, I mean a proper, murdering, ‘I eat babies for breakfast’ vampire. It’s always the… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Women want to be bitten and swept away by a sparkling, 100-year-old, handsome vampire.” — Chrissy Peebles Copy Share Image
Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets.. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Jessica: If we only have daughters? Lucius: If we have only daughters, I will be the happiest vampire alive. For I have come to… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
When they took me to do the camera test for the vampire make up, after they put the prosthetic on, I went though the… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
“Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise's show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 - 2:30, poured herself a… — Jeff Rice Copy Share Image
Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Some of my fondest and most impressionable movie memories are from those early sci-fi and horror films. I've always been a Dracula/vampire aficionado, being… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“You're in the beginning stages of a transition." "Into what?" "You're transforming into a beautiful and powerful vampire.” — Stacy Claflin Copy Share Image
I've always had a fascination with vampires. It's not that I'm exactly fascinated with the dark side. It's the human struggle with it. How… — Sheryl Lee Copy Share Image
I stay away from negative relationships. They are energy-sapping vampires. I can't handle them. — Preity Zinta Copy Share Image
