“Jessica: If we only have daughters? Lucius: If we have only daughters, I will be the happiest vampire alive. For I have… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Lucius smiled a little. "You do have a will of your own." The smile faded. "This is not the time to use… — Beth Fantaskey Time Copy Share Image
“Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? Could we not just all sit down over a "refreshing Bud Light" and… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“You're a wrestler, right, Jake?" Dad asked, passing Jake more saag. My parents were in an Indian food phase. The evening's entree… — Beth Fantaskey Food Copy Share Image
“As you know, I have always been curious about our immortality... how it feels to live on and on through time....I need… — Beth Fantaskey America Copy Share Image
“It is strange how love is a source for power––can spur the desire to fight to the death, or to fight back… — Beth Fantaskey Death Copy Share Image
“But some things are just too dangerous to live, I suppose.” — Beth Fantaskey Dangerous Copy Share Image
“Why did I sign up for this?' 'Because we grow by challenging ourselves.” — Beth Fantaskey Challenge Copy Share Image
“Yes. It's so much better to be stalked by a tall European than an American of average height.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Chivalry does not imply that women are powerless. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women’s superiority.” — Beth Fantaskey Chivalry Copy Share Image
“I like pink." Lucius sniffed. "It's just red's sorry, weak cousin.” — Beth Fantaskey Humor Copy Share Image
“December is celebrated quite heartily here in the United States. Aggresively, one might say. Every conceivable space is corseted with strands of… — Beth Fantaskey Trees Copy Share Image
“Where do you. come from?" Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could breathe. "Some of us are… — Beth Fantaskey Challenge Copy Share Image
“ Where is the stupid bus? And why did my dad have to be so big on mass transit, anyhow? Why couldn't… — Beth Fantaskey Save the environment Copy Share Image
“ Were you even aware that one could rent clothes, Vasile? Does it not seem a bit...cringe inducing? ” — Beth Fantaskey Humor Copy Share Image
“Gentlemen don’t ask women impertinent questions about delicate subjects…… And they never, ever use crude expressions in mixed company. Not unless they’re… — Beth Fantaskey Business Copy Share Image
“You will not address me as if I'm not even here—unless you want to join Lucius in the dungeons. And then we'll… — Beth Fantaskey Marriage Copy Share Image
“Just remember, girls: The young male vampire is a predator by nature. Some boys may look at you not only as a… — Beth Fantaskey Nature Copy Share Image
“With a deep sigh, Lucius resumed pacing. "Honestly, I can't stand this going around anymore. The story is quite simple. You, Antanasia,… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“I didn't just want to be just Mrs. Lucius Vladescu, or a princess, even. I wanted to be a queen.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image