“When a vampire thought your religion went too far, you definitely had problems.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Definitely an undead, but not as undead as a vampire. Perhaps she was just mostly undead.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I have spent my spare time studying literature popular with young women of this planet. One should always study the battlefield." Sean… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Why me?" He said finally. "Are you on some sort of mission to fuck up my life?" "I try my best to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You don’t return your phone calls.” The vampire leaned forward, tapping my doodle with a scimitar claw. “Is that a lion with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He leaned toward me. Suddenly the space between us shrank. "I will do everything in my power to ensure your survival, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Vampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
