“Curran growled. "Later, babycakes." Babycakes. Asshole. "Good hunting, sugar woogums.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The lion opened his mouth, showing his big teeth. Yes, yes, you’re bad. We know, Your Majesty.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Are you going to help me or just make fun of me?" "Can't I do both?” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I love you," I told him. There. Nice and simple. "I knew you would find me." He smiled at me. "I would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?” “Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you? Sure, do you have one handy? Oh, I think… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I have to say, your technique is really different. Curran hammered at the spell until it broke. You just talk. Help me… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Julie looked like she was about to cry and waved her arms. "Whatever. Look, I'm not stupid. I know things! Adult things."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If I pass out face down in this water, will you fish me out?" "Will you promise to call me Your Majesty?"… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran shrugged and pulled me back to him. 'You don't pick the family you're born into. You pick the one you make.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you." Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. “Were you worried about me?” "No, I’m ranting for fun,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed. That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate? What the hell are you doing here?" "I live here." "Why?" "Because I'm with him now." Dagfinn looked at Curran. "You… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Please relay my greetings to the Beast Lord," I said. "I appreciate his willingness to alter his extremely busy schedule and make… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You’re taking a nap? Come on, Kate, I need you for this fight. Stop lying around.” “You must think you’re funny.” “Just… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“No, it's human, Curran said. That's the problem. People, especially unhappy people, want a cause. They want something to belong to, to… — ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You want to get married? I'll marry you right now. Is the gnome a preacher, because I'll do it." "That's a hell… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Landon paced back and forth, his eyes a little wild. ‘’Well, he took it worse than I did,’’ Curran said. ‘’I don’t… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran's eyes went gold. His voice dropped into a rough growl. "If you're going to shoot, make sure to empty the clip,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You're going to take him on by yourself?" Curran's voice asked at my side. He sounded amused. "If I wait any longer,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran snarled and hurled the rock against the mountain. The boulder flew, hit like a cannon ball, and rolled back down. Curran… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Okay, pull me up." The rope didn't move. "Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfly and get distracted? The… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Yes. What is it, guilt, revenge, love, what?” I swallowed. “I live alone.” "And your point is?” "You have the Pack. You’re… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran lunged at a silver Bentley. The hood went flying. He thrust his hand into the car. Metal screamed, and Curran jerked… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, he's coming with me to investigate things." "In the city?" Jim asked. "Yes." "That's a great idea. You both should… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things, but Curran slipped into… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Tension fled from me. Tomorrow I would worry about Hugh d’Ambray and Andrea and Roland, but now I was simply happy. Aaahh.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Mahon's wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. "Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th. MENU I want lamb or venison… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image