You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I squinted at her. “You’re an adult.” “You’re an adult too.” “But you’re an older adult. You’ve had more practice.” Mom leaned… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed. That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“What did you tell them?” “I don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability to follow orders. I may have… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Minutes passed by. A little blue butterfly landed on my nose. I blinked at it and it fluttered to my ear. A… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
