Funny Quotes by Ilona Andrews

You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

— Ilona Andrews

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

— Ilona Andrews

A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.

— Ilona Andrews

I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.

— Ilona Andrews

“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded…

— Ilona Andrews

“A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked…

— Ilona Andrews

“Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view,…

— Ilona Andrews

“That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her…

— Ilona Andrews

“I squinted at her. “You’re an adult.” “You’re an adult too.” “But you’re an older adult. You’ve had more practice.” Mom leaned…

— Ilona Andrews

“Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be…

— Ilona Andrews

“Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a…

— Ilona Andrews

“Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed. That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing…

— Ilona Andrews

“What did you tell them?” “I don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability to follow orders. I may have…

— Ilona Andrews

“Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude."…

— Ilona Andrews

What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-…

— Ilona Andrews

“Minutes passed by. A little blue butterfly landed on my nose. I blinked at it and it fluttered to my ear. A…

— Ilona Andrews

“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall…

— Ilona Andrews

“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan…

— Ilona Andrews

“He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around…

— Ilona Andrews

“You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and…

— Ilona Andrews