Dude Quote by Ilona Andrews

““Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude." "Dude." "Dude." "Okay, dude." George nodded. "How's it hanging?" Jack asked. "How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him. "I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?" George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit." His stuff... Oh. Ha! "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?””

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