“I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ Dear rabbis, I'm so sorry, I nuked your circle dude. Here is his head as a souvenir. Yeah, that would fly.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I'm capable—" "Three hours after we met, you sold yourself into slavery and then died." Well, yes, it sounded bad when he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the snow. Her… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You think he's got 'government badass' tattooed on his chest?" I murmured. A faint grimace skewed Luther's mouth. "And 'I'd tell you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Finally, thank you very much to Jeaniene Frost and Jill Myles. This book does have sex in it. Please don't hit me… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The Khanum?” Arland coughed. The last sip of tea must’ve gone wrong. “Are you unwell?” Dagorkun inquired. “Healthy as a krahr,” Arland… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kaldar picked up a rock and tossed it into the clearing. It landed between two wards. A green stem shot out of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“[Rynda] fell silent, then glanced at Bug. “Could you get me some coffee?” “No,” Bug said. She blinked. “I’m a surveillance specialist,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“William's eyes glowed like two amber coals. She met his gaze and flinched. No emotion reflected in the amber, only intelligence, cruel… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Like a primitive savage, who sets out to tame the wilderness armed with nothing but a knife and his indomitable will, I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things, but Curran slipped into… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Torch strode over and stared at the fiver "What's this?" "Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes." I dipped… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“How is it different?" He rolled his head back, sable hair falling down on his shoulders. "With Rose I knew what to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It's a party house." "I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Doolittle nodded to one of his assistants. The short, slight woman approached Roman's cot. "We're going to put you in your own… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Caldenia blinked. “Who are the attending parties?” “The Holy Anocracy represented by House Krahr, the Hope-crushing Horde, and the Merchants of Baha-char.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, and steal… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“ I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th. MENU I want lamb or venison… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“They really kicked me out?" "Refunded the tuition and everything." Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“That’s a well-thought out layout,” Caldenia said. “But why pink marble?” She waved at the ceiling. “Pink marble, white ceiling, golden accents…… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me, she was all muscle—well, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activities," she said, fighting off anxiety. "Was… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
![“[Rynda] fell silent, then glanced at Bug. “Could you get me some coffee?” “No,” Bug said. She blinked. “I’m a surveillance specialist, not a waiter,” Bug said, his diction perfect, his voice flat. “The coffee is on the kitchen counter over there. Help yourself.” She opened her mouth and closed it…” quote by Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0ce/ilona-andrews-150_bug_rynda-fell-silent-then-glanced-at-bug-co_2253016.jpg)
