“I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Rogan gave him a flat stare. Lesser men would’ve fled for their life, but Augustine was clearly made of sterner stuff.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package? — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You will show that thing to me and from now on, I will deal with them." I opened my eyes really wide… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Hey, would you look at that shit?" I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate& Derek “No, Kate, you don’t understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone.” I couldn’t resist.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“And how is His Great Fussiness today?” Derek’s eyes sparked a bit. “His Majesty is in an ill humor. Rumors are flying… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you." Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Built in an elegant fusion of Italianate, French, and early Disney styles, this magnificent estate offers a thousand bathrooms for all of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“For me hotness was a complicated matter involving brains, humor, and some other things, but all that aside, I was willing to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You want me to go back into that house protected by a magic sticky note?” “Don’t even start,” I told him. “It’s… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!” Oh my gods. The alpha… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Tension fled from me. Tomorrow I would worry about Hugh d’Ambray and Andrea and Roland, but now I was simply happy. Aaahh.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said. "Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords. "Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.” I raised my chin at him. “If you tried to hurt… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be killed?" The humor drained from Roman's face.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare. A little red spark flared… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out my submachine gun.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Grigorii spared a single glance in his brother’s direction. If looks were daggers, that one would’ve sliced straight through the volhv’s heart.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“So crosses don't do anything against your kind?" Sean asked. "No," Arland said. "There is no mystical force repelling us." "Then why?"… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Eat slowly," the blueblood said. "Don't cut your food with the fork. Cut it with the knife, and make the pieces small… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the ex-military guys came in two types. The first grew long hair, sprouted beards, and indulged in all the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“What’s this ” “A needle.” “What should I do with it ” He’d walked right into it. Too easy. “Please use it… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Are we going to school today?” “No. “Great. Then I’m going to go outside and see if I can get a gun.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He stepped forward. “We’ve been together a year. How many times have you seen me hunt?” Umm. “How many times, Kate?” “None.”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
