Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews

“I find it intolerable that this lord is out there going about his depravities unhindered. I was hoping you might know some way to…

— Johanna Lindsey

“And if Derek thought he was the only one who could chew spiced candy, he’d never met the girl who had shot a pistol,…

— Delilah Marvelle

“What did you tell them?” “I don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability to follow orders. I may have said something…

— Ilona Andrews

“After a few seconds to savor his self-derailment, Derek gets back on course.”

— Charles Stross

“Derek got in my face, close enough for me to smell his bad breath and get a zoom on his zits. One on his…

— Jordan Dane

“I've been assigned to bodyguard you." You've got to be kidding me. Derek snorted. Ascanio pretended not to hear it. "The Beast Lord spoke…

— Ilona Andrews

“Now, where were we when our conversation had to be abandoned downstairs?” he said when Ian handed the papers back to him. Ian’s thoughts…

— Judith McNaught

I think you'll have to marry me, Miss Fielding." "To save your reputation?" Derek grinned, bending to kiss the flash of pale throat revealed…

— Lisa Kleypas

“He may be in for a rough morning then," Derek remarked, chuckling.”

— Stephen Zimmer

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time…

— Ilona Andrews

“Despite her grave concern over her uncle, Elizabeth chuckled inwardly as she introduced Duncan. Everyone exhibited the same stunned reaction she had when she’d…

— Judith McNaught

Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?” “I don’t know.” “Feel like ice cream?” “It’s, like, three degrees…

— Susane Colasanti