“Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Raphael was a bouda and they viewed sex as a fun recreational activity that should be practiced vigorously and often.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“One does not simply ring Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. “Were you worried about me?” "No, I’m ranting for fun,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?” “Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He is fifteen and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You think he's got 'government badass' tattooed on his chest?" I murmured. A faint grimace skewed Luther's mouth. "And 'I'd tell you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Now remember, Kate." Barabas leaned over to me, grinning. "You are the Consort. Be the Consort." He stretched "be" into a three-syllable… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“a dense wall of greenery bordered it, ...an impenetrable barrier of oaks, evergreen shrubs, blackberry that somehow resisted the frost, and thorns.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things, and then they would replace me and forget… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Derek favored his left side. His horse refused to bear him. I couldn't blame the horse. I wouldn't want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Are you happy? When I can get out of my own way. And the rest of the time? The rest of the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate?” I have a superior reaction time. That was why although I shot out of my chair, jumped onto my desk, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I held my hand out. “Give me a grenade.” Andrea pulled open her backpack and slid a grenade into my palm. “Wait… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, and steal… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Yes. What is it, guilt, revenge, love, what?” I swallowed. “I live alone.” "And your point is?” "You have the Pack. You’re… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, he's coming with me to investigate things." "In the city?" Jim asked. "Yes." "That's a great idea. You both should… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Torch strode over and stared at the fiver "What's this?" "Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes." I dipped… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Where are we going?” Desandra asked. “We’re going to Blue Ribbon Stables,” I said. “It’s the closest place to rent a horse.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Curran snarled and hurled the rock against the mountain. The boulder flew, hit like a cannon ball, and rolled back down. Curran… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image