Bug Quote by Ilona Andrews

“Bug?” Jenks shouted, incensed. “You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re better than me? Poop ice…

— Kim Harrison

“That tight little accent grated on Clay’s frayed nerves. He thought that if it had been a fart, it would have been the kind…

— Stephen King

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do…

— Kim Harrison

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Well, don’t fart or you’ll scare the deer,” he continued seriously. “They have very sensitive noses and ears.”

— Jack Gantos

“Got me as fussed as a fart in a mitten.”

— Sue Hubbell

“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to…

— David Wong

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a…

— Dana Marie Bell