“Hey guys, stop locking antlers. The smell of testosterone is overriding the farts.” — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
I used to love wearing leather pants, but then I realized I had to wear something that lets the farts out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone.… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
“Akiko was in a meeting with her superior officers when she farted and tore a hole in her chair. The fart was… — Peter Tieryas Copy Share Image
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great… — D. B. Weiss Copy Share Image
As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“At Jefferson High, even a small misstep could get you bullied for years. As far as she could tell they were still… — Sara Nović Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
“Dog Farts:Dogs may be man’s best friends but dog farts remain among the most rancid and foul smelling things ever to enter… — James Carlisle Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
