“At Jefferson High, even a small misstep could get you bullied for years. As far as she could tell they were still… — Sara Nović Copy Share Image
“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“Akiko was in a meeting with her superior officers when she farted and tore a hole in her chair. The fart was… — Peter Tieryas Copy Share Image
“The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask. "You can't even do it properly," Eileen says. "Just a matter of practice," Simone… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.” — Richard B. Knight Copy Share Image
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone bends down to pick something up and farts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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